Blog: Implementing

Cat on a hot tin roof

My bedside clock reads 1.17am yet I’m totally bathed in light. I count out the seconds in my head. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. And right on cue there he is – Wolf my tabby cat - marching along the top of the railing fence outside my bedroom window. That railing...

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Forbidden, it shouted

“Forbidden - Checkout System disabled” I read with discouragement, 5 seconds after I’d hit the buy button. So what did I do? I did what most of your wanna-be customers would do… I tried again. “Forbidden - Checkout System disabled” it shouted again, ruthlessly...

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Calm Down Already

I read this on my friend’s phone over the weekend: “Never in the history of calming down has anyone ever calmed down by being told to calm down.” It made me laugh – like tilt my head back belly laugh out loud laugh. It’s true, isn’t it? Remember back to when someone...

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You’re once, twice, three times… error

The temperature dropped markedly as I clicked the ‘save as’ button. Nothing. I tried again. Nothing. Panic welled in my chest. I couldn’t lose this document and the last 2 hours of my work. I tried for a third time and this time got the message “log into office 365”. read more

Don’t try this at home

As he ran in front of my bonnet (as was his right - he was on the pavement), without breaking stride, he lifted his left hand up to his mouth and sucked hard on a lit cigarette. What the hell?!? read more