My bedside clock reads 1.17am yet I’m totally bathed in light. I count out the seconds in my head. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. And right on cue there he is – Wolf my tabby cat - marching along the top of the railing fence outside my bedroom window. That railing...
“Forbidden - Checkout System disabled” I read with discouragement, 5 seconds after I’d hit the buy button. So what did I do? I did what most of your wanna-be customers would do… I tried again. “Forbidden - Checkout System disabled” it shouted again, ruthlessly...
I read this on my friend’s phone over the weekend: “Never in the history of calming down has anyone ever calmed down by being told to calm down.” It made me laugh – like tilt my head back belly laugh out loud laugh. It’s true, isn’t it? Remember back to when someone...
People like Sarah make my work worthwhile. Because those 45 ideas didn’t magically appear overnight like David Copperfield’s rabbit out of a hat. read more
“Celine Dion upgraded her warehouse to fit her 10,000 pairs of shoes” the headline read. Wow now, ain’t that interesting? Not. read more
The temperature dropped markedly as I clicked the ‘save as’ button. Nothing. I tried again. Nothing. Panic welled in my chest. I couldn’t lose this document and the last 2 hours of my work. I tried for a third time and this time got the message “log into office 365”. read more
As he ran in front of my bonnet (as was his right - he was on the pavement), without breaking stride, he lifted his left hand up to his mouth and sucked hard on a lit cigarette. What the hell?!? read more
The room is dark. The bedside light fuzzily glows 5.57am reminding me it’s one of those days. One of those days when you wake up early with that sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach. read more